things to do at Mega store while your family is taking forever to finish shopping

Posted on January 29, 2011 by Escape

• Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals
• Take some boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
• Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.
• Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,”I think we have a code 3 in housewares” and see what happens.
• Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-away.
• Move “CAUTION WET FLOOR” signs to carpet areas.
• Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
• When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask “Why won’t you people leave me alone?”
• Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
• While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
• Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible”.
• Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”.
• Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don’t get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.
• Go into the fitting room and yell real loud….”Hey we’re out of toilet paper in here!”

вопрос читателям: надо ли переводить такие посты в блоге или все справляются?